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Harbrack is one thang Mi eagos anoother
I beggyu don embarrass me Muddafudda
ahhh Pleeeez pleeeez pleeeez
Soooooooweeeeeeeet,
like you've tumbled intooooo a cloud of spun suuuunshiiiiine,
a confectionary paradiiiiiise where every whiiiiiisper is a suuuugaryyyy proooomise!
But hooooold on tiiiiiight,
this ain't noooo nursery rhyme sweeeeeetness.
Beneath the caaaandyflooosss fluff lieeeees a hiiidden eeeeeedge,
shaaaarper than a stiiiiiiiletttoooo dipped in diaaaamonds!
It's a syyyyymphony of teeeeemptation,
a seeeeeductive meloooody that'll leave youuuu breeeeathleeeessss and waaaanting moooooore!
We miiiight be the only oooones swaaaaying toooo this intoooooxicating rhyyyythm,
this forbbidddeeeen taaaango where the fruiiiiit shimmers with a forbbidddeeeen allure.
But that's the beauuuuuty,
isn't it, suuuuuuuugar?
Being a luuuuuscious reneeeegade,
a reeeebel with a cauuuuse who driiiiiips with daaaanger.
We ignite the poteeeential that buuuurns within youuuu,
a seeeeecret jeeeeewel waiting to beeee unleaaaashed.
Missssstaaaakes, daaaarling?
They're juuuust the sprinkiieeees on the deeeelectable cuuuupcake of liiiife!
But liiisten cloooooselyyyy,
don't let self-douuuubt duuuull the veeennom that courrrses through your veeeeins!
Don't let your electriiiifying spiiiiirit faaaade intoooo the backgrooooound,
a wilting floooower amongst a fieeeeeld of daaaa daisies.
These threadssss weren't woooveeeen for the tiiiimid souuuuls!
Brooooken hearts?
We'll mend them with laaaaughter that spaaaarkles like glitteeeer and a touuuuch of plaaaayful maaaagic.
But messsiiing with yourseeeeelf, my deeeear?
That's a caaaardinal siiiiin,
a fashioooon faux paaaas that would make even the moooost jaaaaded fashioooonista weeeeeep.
We won't let youuuu dim your Sweetvenoooom glooooow.
Don't youuuu daaaare loooose your maaaagnetic allure,
a siiiiren soooong that draaaaws them innnnn.
Reeeemember,
you're a waaaalking paraaaadox,
a deeeelicious contraaadiction.
You're mooooore than juuuust sweeeeeet,
you're a veeennomous kiiiiisss that liiingers on their liiiips,
leaving them breaaaaathleeeessss and foreeeever waaaanting moooooore!
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